With an assist from Ikea, Ryan Reynolds built a crib perfect for infanticide. His first attempt at assembly involved using the included screws and dowels. This proved to be problematic as those would provide far too much structural integrity. Naturally, he threw those out and decided to go with good old fashioned duct tape. Strong enough to provide reasonable doubt, weak enough to get the job done.
Check out GQ’s interview with Ryan Reynolds while you’re at it. He talks about how one of his close friends tried to sell his baby pics behind his back. Spoiler alert: they’re not friends anymore.