Ryan Reynolds Hit By Car in Paparazzi Attack

All you girls, don’t worry Ryan Reynolds is not deformed. The actor was involved in a hit and run Sunday when a crazed paparazzo drove through an underground parking garage and hit and run Reynolds. The driver fled the scene and has not been captured. Celebrity hit and run criminal at large! That was the alternative headline. Reynolds joked about the accident afterwards on Twitter, saying “Put Beachcombers back on the air and I’ll call”, referencing an old Canadian series from the 1970s and 80s. Umm, ok.